Dedicated to Ms.New-student-sympathiser!!!!!

Ever other friend might wish you joy

But, stop, Be aware of the sand clock's ploy

The year ahead holds surprises aplenty

But never do forget the perils of being twenty

The kid at the mall will call you 'aunty'

The maid on leave means housework is your duty

People stare when you giggle

And give long sessions about learning to mature

You will be expected to pay the bills,

You can't cry when you are hurt

And of course, you gotta wash your own shirt

But fear not your entry to twenty

Because, its a lot more worser when u reach thirty!

About myself

The Soul labeled Me

A being you may never perceive
When you walk along a busy lane
A spirit treasuring a million fresh views
Waiting for its seconds on the celebrated pedestal
Fascinated ridiculously by a starless skies
Impressed by Science’s feats and Eminem beats
Dismayed seldom by incessant defeats
Irritated deeply by slow system boots
A bit of impatience embedded in its roots
Austerely critical of people shedding a tear
A spirit so buoyant so tired of its mood swings
Waits tied virtually with phobic strings
Trying hard to flee its cages to the stage of Fame
Positioned here labeled with my name

Kind attention: My Laptop is no longer malicious

After a two year long battle with all possible anti-viruses, my laptop finally retired, allowing me to format her and get 'COM Surrogate failed to load' message finally packing again. But miss my damningly immune laptop though, the current surgery has made it a real pussy, whines everytime I boot(Miss your old self, baby!). Anyway, my lappy-top has served her sentence and any more insults thrown her way will bounce back with worser ones. Beware, We bite!!! Aarghhhh!!

Back for DieHardv6.0!!!

After half the holidays were gobbled up by the new assignment scheme and a lot of heartbreaks for the vacation, a tearful adieu to hometown was just the moderate beginning. Worser times lie ahead. None of the comical resolutions that I usually make up every time a new semester begins,though... Oh!! Cmon, I got over these kid habits finally (they dont last anyways!). Miss Mom's Sambhar really bad. Semester results turned up pretty good than what I had envisioned. I even got sincere in vocab prep. I crammed into my 1.5 kg gooey brain an impossible 120 words. Hope I remember them long enough!!!! Looks like everything is going fine right??? Not at all. Its just hell is being marketed better these days( We had about 7 hrs of leisure classes per week by the timetable, but only to be swallowed up by an all-knowing(atleast she thinks so..) Mrs. Got-no-time). Was outrageously embarassed by her prediction that I was using the mobile, when I was making paper wine glasses instead..(Anything about OS is a real mess!!! )

Bad things never end. Do they??

Since the day I joined school, I have been waiting for the day when I would finally be free, without the fear of being caned(Atleast mentally). Through school, I dreamt of getting over the process of home work. But when I entered college, things changed even worse as homework was renamed assignments. And a new demon tagged along in the name of records and labs. Now that I thought that I would take a break after these whole lot of exams were finally over, here comes the new monster of mini-project. An total jackass is going to question me through as a reharsal for the perils I will have to encounter in hell. But this one is even worse that I consider dying already. No, It is not that serious, dnt call 911!!!!!

Lab exams are worser than dog-bites? 1.Agree 2.Disagree

Lab exams is just another euphemism for the word corporal punishment. And the thing that worsens the entire situation is that they occur in consecutive weeks or sometimes even days. So calamities strike even before I entirely cure from one.

Dedicated to Ms. Puny-classic

Even the luckiest dog often misseth his bone
So when things dont work out and the world seems blue
Just give us a little call and It will be gone without a clue..
We being buddies is simply meant to be
So, the crooked angels worked out this plan
And here we gathered to keep you merry
On this holy day,

When our little piggy finally turns twenny.(Sep 13)

Happy birthday

Things move on!!

Inspite of the really horrible mood that I was in yesterday, things seemed to have worked out perfectly fine today. In fact I woke up earlier though my dreams were frightening cool to be be shaken away from(No disclosing my dreams.. But sure as hell you can estimate what a 19-year old would dream about.. Still Shhhh!!). Nothing else seems interesting in college and to think that I am stuck here physically for the next one and a half years looks like it is a big deal(And ofcourse the PSG tagline would hold on my name till death does us apart). And for a positive note, I saw a real hunk today morning, not that I know him or he knows me. But you never know how things will work out in the end..

Introducing my peers (Contd.)

I will just give you hints lest these people file cases in court
1)Ms. Classic Beauty:
One thing to do before you try getting introduced is brace yourself for a good number of good-nature buns. And then, about this girl, she is a really lucky omen to see before an exam. Atleast it works out for me!! Have vowed that I would build a temple in her homour if I actually got through CAT and got the punjabi plan straight!!! The plan is an entirely different story.
2)Ms.Kuthuvilakku
When my Moral Instructions teacher told me that 'Appearences were deceptive', way back in primary school, I stood against it. But after getting to know this girl, I regret not having understood the lesson then. She looks like some innocent side actress(What were you expecting?? A heroine?) whom you found in a lot of Tamil cinemas, but in reality...(I dont want to risk being kicked around for even mentioning this..). So just be careful! But beneath all this, she really is a generous, loving kiddo!!

Embarassed Big-time!!!

I seem to be learning a good many lessons about life of late. Some of the Key points are (Warning: Robin Sharma is warned not to put this in his next book, Wondering who he is? He is just a silly guy who copies down my notes and publishes them in abook and gets the copyright too!! Of course folk I most certainly am kidding)
That was quite biiiiggg to be put within braces, and what was I telling??? Yeah, lessons that I learnt
1) Never dominate a teasing session(when you are not the target!!)
2) Never ever try being friends with someone if you are not 100+5 percent sure that it is going to be reciprocated.

If only I knew all of this before today,I would have been saved from such a cruel embarassment.
The cental point to all my complaining is that the so called gang i spoke to you about in my previous post(I call it dismissed and withdraw its license too!! But, Never mind these gals will always make up fake identities) went entirely out of their way shaming me amidst the whole PSG tech EEE(2008-12 batch) aiming revenge as I didnot follow the lessons mentioned above.

While gals taught me the first lesson, it was another entirely differnt lot that taught me the next. That lot includes Mr.Am-I-not-tall-enough-for-the-army and another Mr.Big-show-off (a) Mr.Leave-that and other itty-bitty traitors who are not too predominant in my revenge attack. But these two beware. You are going to repent this day!!

Back 2 being me!!!

I have finally decided that it is no good putting up the mask of indifference in the name of professionalism(especially after a bit of personal life experience from from my all-advicing sister). I quit my role as the class' Ms.2muchattitude to be myself. Already getting the hang of my old self. However I seem to be managing it well and a few people have already branded me as good-for-nothing. Going by the stats I am rocking it!!!

College after a break!!

There are two bad things about holidays, they are rare and they are short. I complain that I am bored during the holidays but I just dont want the boring stretch to end. Things are so vague. Spending the weekend at the hostel wasnt that bad a thing and I actually want to rewrite my previous post(Which due to the inherent laziness I dont). And I forgot to tell you, the dreams about future have been mere hallucinations(like always, they never stayed long).

The Solitary Weekend

May be I was right about staying back at the hostel this weekend or maybe I wasnt. That doesnt matter any more, 'coz I am stuck at this building marked "PSG TECH LADIES HOSTEL" and I see no signs of my getting through this weekend without much complaining. Not that all of it is bad. We (Thats a group of 4 amidst a 100 locked rooms) are playing more practical version of the Tom Sawyer plan. Its fun to be alone (four is not a crowd!!), in these cosy rooms with just the right climatic setting for a afternoon nap. But when you wake up things arent that rosy and suddenly there is this feel of rejection (But like every other thing, it doesnt stay for long!). I keep planning to get brisk but the right time just never seems to come and I remain lazy. Hope to get a lot of trets on Onam. Praying that the girls come back!!

The Pre-final Experience

According to legend, We the so-called prefinals are supposed to be the second in-charge next only to the finals(Its really hard to feel it, let alone see it). Things keep getting harder and harder and the only thing that stops me from yelling out is the fact that today is definitely much better than what tomorrow would be.
Guess what? I seem to think a lot of my future(especially now that it seems to be an imminent darkness around the next turn).
Listed out my options- GRE, GATE, CAT and placements.. Finally after a very long internal debate, shortlisted CAT and placements. The P word(Plan A) is still the mantra but CAT is the only Plan B I can see(Subject to change!!).
May be its much ado about nothing at all. But what else can I fuss and bore about???

Look out!!!!

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My ramblings

Neutralizing Enemies..

If only I had the guts to give up on my ego, I would have a great deal more friends than enemies. But my ego forbids my soul from pardoning mistakes and makes me believe they would make better enemies. If only I grew out of this horrible habit... I wouldnt have people I'd rather have as friends, as my bitter enemies.. If only I could neutralize them all..

Dancing away dignity..

A lot of hype is what people give you about the INTRAMS. But its actually a place where you can have a whole lot of fun and especially for the stage where people like me can actually exhibit great talent as clowns. Thus was our dance. In an attempt to qualify for the minimum number criteria for the FOOTLOOSE.. The only eligibility being that I had to be a girl and a student of my dept. to dance for my team. It is not that easy to lose ones dignity, that too with so much grace. Anyway for the sake of friendship and the burdens it thrust upon you, we danced our ways out of dignity. But "Idiocy is bliss, honey" and we enjoyed. And to top all the comedy, there was this 'comedy of errors' where we were given the first prize and then it all turned tragic. I am sure you wouldnt want to hear about it...

'The Gang'

Well people at Psg might tell you EEE's got less creativity, less intution and all that. But we really do have one thing in plenty. Yeah! Thats Gangs. Gangs are destroyed and recreated almost everyday with more fellow members or lesser morons aiding you. But there is 'The Gang' which till today has wavered but never faltered by misinterpretations and differences of opinion. Thats the gang of girls. Assuming you have never come across any of the girls I gonna introduce, let me start.
1) Ms. Petite Beauty:
With the size of her fan club ever growing, this puny girl from the land of cocunuts quite ravishes tech. Thats only a part of her. The best part is the way she sings the most horrible tunes as if they were beethoven's classic ones and with an air even Madonna would appreciate. She is quite famous for last minute preps and her jerry voice (Hoping she would never read this..)
2)Ms.Figure of EEE:
She is what artists call a stick figure and mathematicians call a 'Perfect two dimensional brilliance'. With a size zero which a certain bollywood Kapoor is trying to imitate in vain, She remains to this day the undisputed Figure of EEE. She wins acclaim for her let-the-devil-care attitude and her empathetic approach.
3)Ms.Road Runner:
With all the medals and trophies she has won, even the dumbest ass in sport would accept her to be a remarkable sportswoman(though I am only a little better, I can name most games). Ever sincere or ever running _ I dont know which would suit her better. But if you ever tell her that she is sincere, be ready for total destruction.

The INTRAMS 2008

That was the first time I got to see a 'senior',not that I see many these days. She came to the room of a certain friend of mine (who shall be hence referred as Miss. Chennai) and put a lot of what you call scene. Anyway the whole gathering was about our having to shout(my versiopn) or cheer (to phrase it clearly) our department when it got to stage